SO THIS GUY WAS TRYING TO HIT ON THIS GIRL IN MY CLASS TODAY AND THIS HAPPENED

  • Douche: hey
  • Nice girl:
  • Douche: HEY
  • Nice girl: what?
  • Douche: you know, there should be a warning sign on my dick
  • Nice girl: excuse me?
  • Douche: yeah, it should say choking hazard lol *hi fives bros*
  • Nice girl: isn't that a label they put on small objects?
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