• Everyone at my school's idea of a relationship: Someone asks someone "Will you go out with me?" and the other person says yes. They hug in the hallways, hold hands in the morning before the bell rings, and they kiss at lunch. They say "I love you" after two days. The whole school agrees that they are the cutest couple ever and hopes that they will last.
  • My idea of a relationship: You ask me for a hamburger. My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. John Lennon hands me an apple, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as an ocelot. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect A Flat. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Birds fall from the sky as the sun engulfs the earth. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library in Phoenix ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a small dog. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a hamburger as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular small dog is fed steak for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the returns desk for the Phoenix library. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small child begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
  1. obsessedbandgeek reblogged this from tinycharmander
  2. still-in-the-pit reblogged this from themonsters-under-my-bed
  3. themonsters-under-my-bed reblogged this from tinycharmander
  4. tinycharmander reblogged this from boxingthestars-
  5. boxingthestars- reblogged this from datemike
  6. keawaaa reblogged this from ron-w3asley
  7. dearmonica-countmein reblogged this from pudgy-the-penguin
  8. pudgy-the-penguin reblogged this from 221b-hogsmeade-middleearth
  9. d4rk-come-soon reblogged this from hear-m-e-out
  10. chippoyuki reblogged this from pastel--ghost
  11. yourperdition reblogged this from taiion
  12. necr0mantix reblogged this from fifty-shades-of-caitlin
  13. fifty-shades-of-caitlin reblogged this from pastel--ghost
  14. pastel--ghost reblogged this from octobercookie
  15. shi-zu-ka reblogged this from taiion
  16. royal-emblem-tea reblogged this from octobercookie
  17. mikayla-mckinnon reblogged this from octobercookie
  18. thequeerlemon reblogged this from taiion
  19. deathtopi4 reblogged this from taiion
  20. chiopyme reblogged this from bethehhhny
  21. octobercookie reblogged this from taiion
  22. taiion reblogged this from terrorist-plane
  23. europhik-sundae reblogged this from hermilekittykat
  24. terrorist-plane reblogged this from cumber-pubes
  25. cumber-pubes reblogged this from hi-honey-im-holmes
  26. hermilekittykat reblogged this from bethehhhny
  27. hi-honey-im-holmes reblogged this from tostayaliveyougottakillyourmind
I- I don't even know what fandoms I'm in anymore. Check out my tags link to at least see what I blog the most about.... Also, I have an entirely separate Sherlock blog, so there's that. I'm a bit loud in my tags too so heads up!


Sherlock blog?

Tags

Ask

Submissions