i’m actually really scared because dancing used to be relatively harmless, like all you did was take two steps forward and two steps back. But now it’s like whoever can break their hymen first wins
(via casualbutthole)
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
DAMN THAT IS FINE
(Source: lrvin, via alyssaties)
Go on, say it.
- The Doctor: Go on, say it. Everyone does.
- Clara: It's smaller on the outside.
- The Doctor: Okay. That is a first.
In the most astonishing plot twist of all time, Twinkies are the only ones that did not survive the apocalypse.
(Source: samandriel, via bilbochan)
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
(via ivorylungs)
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
(via ivorylungs)
So if a guy took a Polyjuice Potion and became a woman and got pregnant within the hour, would he still be pregnant once he turned back?
tumblr gets deep
tumblr asks the real questions
(Source: youreahorcruxharry, via bilbochan)
This is probably the coolest animation I’ve seen in quite a while. It’s by Bryan Andrews, and you can find out more about it on the click-through website.
.duuuude…….that is..tripppy
Relevant to my interests (ie sphinxLocks ‘n all).
Also WorldofHup person might like the flying guy.
(Source: hominidanimation.net, via littlelionfish)
i am really upset that i cant imagine colors that dont exist
(Source: lizardfang, via garama)
DO YOU SEE IT NOW?
i think i just wasted about half an hour of my life staring at this.
I SPENT A GOOD HOUR ON THIS IN TOK. FINALLY I GET IT
(Source: chairzard)
A couple investigating brown liquid seeping through the ceiling of a Brisbane, Australia, house were shocked when it turned out to be honey from a massive bee colony.
NOPE
NO
NO
NOPE
GOODBYE
That is fucking badass.
My question is,
How come they didn’t hear the fucking bees.
BEEEEEEES
I don’t entirely approve of some of the things I have done, or am, or have been. But I’m me. God knows, I’m me.
(via captainplumbeard)
