i’m actually really scared because dancing used to be relatively harmless, like all you did was take two steps forward and two steps back. But now it’s like whoever can break their hymen first wins
I was looking at my friend’s cat pictures and she has a cat that’s more attractive than some human girls…
I WASN’T KIDDING
DAMN THAT IS FINE
In the most astonishing plot twist of all time, Twinkies are the only ones that did not survive the apocalypse.
i don’t want to alarm anyone, but right now there’s a skeleton inside you and it’s covered in blood.
So we’re just gonna walk around pretending it’s not weird that one of our hands is just worse at everything?
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