*watches too much british tv and starts using british slang and sounding like a right twat*
Calm your tits! D:!
i’M TRYING But IT’s HARDER THAN IT LOOKS
HOLD UP! I have a solution to this!
Follow my lead, people!
Simply pat your boobs and tell say ‘Everything will be fine. It’s okay.’
Then everything will be fine.
You dumb females. This is obviously fake.
Huh? What is this?
YE DID NOT HEAD MY WARNING
It’s… that easy!?
IT WORKED SWEET MERCIFUL JESUS-
WE HAVE A LEAK
anybody who says people don’t change hasn’t been on tumblr long enough to look at their archive
why do people keep acting like tumblr is so super secret we’re people with blogs not the fucking illuminati