so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that
you know that one friend who never shuts up about their fandom and will find a way to work it into any conversation? Varys is that friend except instead of a fandom it’s mentioning how his balls were cut off” wow these figs are great” ” yeah well I don’t have any genitals but enjoy your figs”
"what lovely weather we’re having"
"yeah it’s a shame my balls aren’t here to feel the sunshine"