what if there was a show where every character was gay and you had the token straight guy character who acted really stereotypical and was into cars beers and women and everyone was like OH STRAIGHT LARRY YOU’RE SO FUNNY AND STRAIGHT
so hey fun fact for anyone who wants queer history trivia: the first disco in Seattle was opened in 1973 and was a gay bar called “shelly’s leg” and it was named after a dancer named shelly who lost her leg in a confetti cannon accident and used the insurance/lawsuit settlement money to open a gay disco.
a) This is such a fantastic story that I wouldn’t care if it were made up, except that
you know that one friend who never shuts up about their fandom and will find a way to work it into any conversation? Varys is that friend except instead of a fandom it’s mentioning how his balls were cut off” wow these figs are great” ” yeah well I don’t have any genitals but enjoy your figs”
"what lovely weather we’re having"
"yeah it’s a shame my balls aren’t here to feel the sunshine"