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YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD DO

YOU KNOW WHAT I SHOULD TOTALLY DO

GET PILLSBURYS BISCUIT/CROISSANT/ LITTLE BREAD THINGYS

AND FILL THEM WITH SPICY CHICKEN AND CHEESE

I SHOULD TOTALLY DO THAT

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My text messages to Laura from Kmart:

  • Me: Omfg this Kmart has amazing oval cushions!
  • Me: Nope wait they are dog beds
  • Me: Oh man these undies I bought today feel like Jesus himself is caressing my nether regions
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youreagreatbigbagofdicks:

I asked Jensen if we could do the same prom photo pose that I had done with Misha. Only..not awkward y’know. So he’s trying to get it figured out how I want it done, he’s starting to get confused, so I got embarrassed and just told him nevermind since I was starting to feel rude by maneuvering him all around. :( but he was like NO. NO WE’RE DOING THIS and I was like NO WE CAN STAND NORMALLY IT’S OKAY SORRY and so he turned around and said “Do it to me. Do it to me, c’mon.” i wish i had a soundclip of him saying that deer god but anyway.

I of course squee in my head and hug him around from behind, look at the camera, and smiiiile. He hugs me, tells me to have a good con, and is just so sweet. I was thinking THIS WILL BE THE CUTEST PICTURE EVER

TTRRROOOOLL’D by jensen ackles :(

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Yo Mamma’s so fat that even Azazel couldn’t put her on the ceiling.

people-all-grow-up-to-die:

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Tags: OMG OH MY GOD
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pugsexual:

82 year old trying popping candy for the first time

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Tags: OMG
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fullmetal-heart:

pokemon-confessions:

“Umbreon is my favorite Pokemon because I see myself in its character—dark & misunderstood.”


Same

fullmetal-heart:

pokemon-confessions:

“Umbreon is my favorite Pokemon because I see myself in its character—dark & misunderstood.”

Same

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Disney Endings

thefrogman:

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justeeenmachine:

I don’t even fucking know why I laughed so hard at this just now..

justeeenmachine:

I don’t even fucking know why I laughed so hard at this just now..

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klo1012:

Dear tumblr,I wish you would at least buy me dinner and do some preliminary flirting before you FUCK ME TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.Sincerely,my mind. 

klo1012:

Dear tumblr,
I wish you would at least buy me dinner and do some preliminary flirting before you FUCK ME TO THE POINT OF NO RETURN.
Sincerely,
my mind. 

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quickmeme:

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sn00ki3:

13 dogs jumping rope

sn00ki3:

13 dogs jumping rope

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fullmetal-heart:

wiggerdoodles:

someone should do this.

Yep

fullmetal-heart:

wiggerdoodles:

someone should do this.

Yep

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