bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay
bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight
both are assumed to secretly like men
see what i’m getting at?
(Source: daryancrescendshair, via bilbochan)
I never saw her face the first time with the Daleks but her voice! It was the same voice! The same woman! Twice! And she died both times! The same woman!
#it is killing me how excited he is #because #like okay #clara died and came back to life/back into existence somehow and died again #and so he’s presuming there’s another clara out there (which clearly there is) #but like i can’t help but think he’s so excited because he thinks that just maybe #the universe has given a companion he can’t lose #i mean obviously she can die and the different claras all have different backgrounds and whatnot #and they don’t have their memories of their past/other lives clearly (except maybe when they die?) #but they’re all the same basic person right down to the fondness for souffles #and so maybe the universe has finally taken pity #except nothing’s ever that simple and it’s just going to end badly
those tags made me so happy….until i got to the last one…
(Source: oswald-souffle, via muffinswithminds)
I’m done????? some parts feel really off but for the most part I think I’m ok with it :’7)
(via jujuproblems)
WHY ISN’T IT SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE TO WEAR WIZARD CLOAKS IN PUBLIC
WHY
Because of the International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy, of course. I can tell someone slept through History of Magic.
(via geothebio)
The Making of Jack Frost.
#THERE WAS AN OBJECTION TO THE END OF ROTG SPAM #SO NOW YOU GET MORE
(Source: lordzuuko, via prototypings)
doctor who is a family show about a wacky alien who travels through time and has adventures and saves planets and commits the occasional genocide
(Source: queenmegmasters, via mycroftisyourcroft)
The Hunger Games AU: volunteering for the games is not allowed
I remember that boy - the one who’s bruised face is now on the tiny screen on our table, as he stumbles through the forest just a few feet in front of Prim. He saved my life once, a long time ago. And now he’s trying to save her’s. The only person I’ve ever loved. What he’s doing is unprecedented. No one has ever offered to save someone else’s life rather than fight for their own in the games. But, then again, no one else would’ve risked a beating to throw some bread to a dying girl in the seam. Peeta Mellark is much more remarkable than I ever gave him credit for, and now I will never be able to thank him. Prim’s arms are bruised and a small cut on her cheek is bleeding and I want to reach out and hold her close and promise her that everything’s going to be okay. But I know that that would be a lie, just like the pin on her jacket that I promised would keep the bad things away.
(via mycroftisyourcroft)
(Source: ForGIFs.com, via garama)
ok ok hold the fuck up
i know this looks funny but it actually isnt
i live in phoenix, and this shit has been on the news a lot
you know why the flashlight is suspicious?
because people have been turning them into bombs
someone has been turning flashlights into bombs, and leaving them places to explode, or “donating” them to charities and Goodwills.
People have been getting hurt.
bomb squads are being called whenever flashlights are spotted in suspicious areas
charities are no longer able to accept flashlights, for fear of them being bombs
theyre not deadly, as the injuries of those who have been victims of these so far have been relatively minor, but still- flashlights in phoenix, arizona have been rigged to explode.
theres a 10,000$ reward offered by the phoenix police for tips that will lead to the arrest of the guy doing this.
this has been going on since May, and the police are still clueless as to who is doing it. just yesterday there was a bomb scare at the police HQ
(i found loads of articles beyond these two by googling, guess what, “phoenix flashlight” which autocompleted to “phoenix flashlight bomb”)
so yeah
go ahead and keep laughing at how stupid the phoenix news is for reporting a suspicious flashlight
tee fucking hee :)
*QUIET SCREAMING*
Holy shit.
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling.
And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like
oh just kiss already
(via morgueresident)
