Sometimes I wonder if people say controversial things on tumblr so others will jump down their throats with well researched and cited sources that the OP then uses to write a paper they didn’t feel like researching themselves.
There needs to be a code word or something that means “my brain is fighting me every step of the way today and I feel like I’m going to vibrate out of my skin, so I need you to forgive everything and go slowly and speak softly and lower your expectations.” And then we could all just be like, “I know I said we could go to a movie tonight but… tangerines.” And the other person would nod and squeeze your elbow or rub your head and you wouldn’t feel like a failure.
EB: also, this is not a magic car, it is an ordinary car. i found it in my dad’s wallet.
EB: But. It’s Bill Cosby. He’s back. In laptop form.
TT: John, watch out, I’m throwing a bathtub through your wall.
DAVE: thats the spooky thing about penis ouija you can never be sure who did the dicks